Hello there, valued customer
Welcome to Buds and Floweret.
We’ll serve you like a mother, father, lover and more -
Oh, don’t you worry about politesse peccadilloes, our goal is to dissipate all your , all those layers of tyranny -
How will you feel the budnugatory etiquette.
Strip it down my dears of hedonism otherwise?
Reveal the being please, scars may be complimentary,
Don’t you be afraid - ours is a safe place, you’ll soon realise.
Can you hear that? That’s Lavender -
She does like to swirl around in a haze.
She’s waiting for you, oh she really is our wonder
Do go inside the pool dear, don’t you worry about any deprecating gaze.
Go on then, submerge in her caressing embrace
She is at your service, for all your afflictions and
your pleasure.
Open your petals, she can feel your distraught solace
My dear, strip down your thorns, and she will love you so very much - just by the hour.
Hello there, valued customer
Welcome to Buds and Floweret.
Oh bub, you ought to abandon that knife before you enter -
I can guarantee dear, that our wiles are quite adequate to cut.
No no, we do not offer turkey-bigotry -
Meat and hate is not quite our forte, you see.
Chamomile will feel bad though, dearie
He does so like to feed a soirée.
If you could just hang that coat of jingoism,
We could take you to your table -
I’m very sorry to tell you that your cutlery will be missing -
Jasmine really doesn’t like mudslinging and riots at the table.
Who’s Jasmine? She’s the manager
Oh she manages everything, the riots, the narrow thinking, the cafe, the dogmatism. Oh no no, don’t seem agitated, she won’t hate you for your hatred and disregard, We believe in second chances after all.
Hello there, valued customer
Welcome to Buds and Floweret.
Sweetheart, you won’t find any bud in that corner
Ours is a non-neurotic, non-intoxication retreat.
But don’t you worry,
I have Rose absolutely equipped for your needs.
Their hands are truly a beauty,
You’re in for a transcendent massage indeed.
Two of them? Golly, why would there be two Roses!
Love, perhaps the narcotic hasn’t worn off,
Two Roses! Absolutely ludicrous!
Sweetie, perhaps your mind is in splits right now.
Oh, Their? Ah, I understand
Rose is non-binary love, they/them.
So no bub, there won’t be four hands for you,
But don’t you worry, their two will absolutely suffice.
Hello there, valued customer
Do come back to Buds and Floweret.
We hope to have served your needs with zeal and ardor,
We did so enjoy unfurling your petals and angst.
(do give us a wonderful feedback)
-Hiyaa Poddar (Instagram: @hiyaapoddar_)
